Core77

Your ex-wife wins custody, so during the one weekend where you get to see your kid, you bring him a teddy bear to show what a responsible estranged parent you are. Then the ex-wife takes off and you break the bear open to engage in your degenerate debauchery.

Seriously, we can't imagine why you'd want to cram booze, smokes, condoms, a couple joints, and Salinger inside a teddy bear; it's like filling a cigarette case with Lego.

via joey devilla