There are certain outfits you can only pull off if you're svelte; and there are certain accoutrements you can only get away with if you're portly. Take the Booze Belly, for instance: it's a cross between a flask and a fanny pack, designed to smuggle booze into events, and it's only going to go unnoticed if you've got a spare tire to mask it.
It is, unsurprisingly, a huge hit with the college kids. Product demo below. (You can skip the second half--the outtakes are only funny if you've just finished draining a Booze Belly.)
Interestingly enough, the guy in the video says it holds 32 ounces while the website says it holds 750mL--which is only 25 ounces. What accounts for the difference?
They say a soul weighs 21 grams. I guess "spirits" weigh 7 ounces.
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...and in the spirit of gender equity: the Wine Rack aka Booze Brassiere aka Over the Shoulder Hennessy Holder
http://www.mahalo.com/Booze_Bra
Kathie Lee G. approves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66XQzVbufUc