Core77

More object convergence. This device on aggeggi.com, spotted on RedFerret, has five, count 'em five, fairly useful features. It would be boring for us to just list them all, so we'll list ten features and let you figure out which five it actually does:

- takes still photos at 640 x 480
- captures video at 320 x 240
- makes empanadas with an unbelievably light, flaky crust
- records voice
- reduces tartar by up to 33%
- acts as a webcam
- glows an eerie red when it comes near Osama bin Laden
- fires a recoverable taser that shocks your target into submission with up to 900 kV
- serves as a USB flash drive
- dispenses Pez

It's $249 Australian, which'll set you back $195 on this side of the pond.