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Nozin Nasal Sanitizer is a "unique, safe germ fighting solution for use before exposure to areas that may contain hazardous germs such as crowded airplanes, trains, offices, gyms, hospitals, theaters and schools."

The sanitizer comes in either a bottle or as individual pre-loaded swab. Both options instruct you to swoosh a cotton swab full of "a proprietary formula of pharmaceutical grade ethyl alcohol, natural ingredients and plant-based compounds" all up in and around your nostrils to prevent a handful of contagious ailments. If fact, they even equip you with an online tutorial--Watch the lady stick Q-Tips up her nose!

I thought a couple germs here and there were supposed to be good for you... you know, build up the ol' immune system? Maybe Nozin marks the dawn of some cool new bacterial and viral mutations...yum.