Pass Your Drug Test
The Whizzinator is a realistic-looking prosthetic with a hidden pouch that can be loaded up with clean urine. Implies that when providing a drug taste sample one is (closely) observed. Really?
Link above has pictures of the product for men (choose your skin color - white, tan, latino, brown, or black. Be thankful pictures aren't posted here!
There is a product for women, but no clue what it looks like (instead, we see a Crumb-like character).