Ducatti 911- Secret MotoGP Prototype
It looks like the Deth Killers of Bushwick are hijacking Craigslist but who cares when its this entertaining.Ducatti 911- Secret MotoGP Prototype - RARE - $22000
Reply to: anon-84647318@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-07-15, 11:56AM EDT
Fastest prototype Ducatti handmade by mr. Ducatti hisself in the Italian racing tradition of performance top of the line quality for racing applications only. This bike is Ducatti as fuck. You know you wants it, but damn yo, I need the cash bad, so serious buyers only. I am predicamented on account of the fact that I am unable to post a picture of this bike due to mr. Ducatti made me swear on his mothers meatballs not to show the design to no one. Think about it. Maybe you heard me ride by you at like a buck ninety nine in 2nd gear so you couldn't see me real good but you says to yourself how he go so fast yo? Ducatti 911, thats how. Shit be no joke kid.
Serious offers only. Cash only. On account of the sensitive designs and engineering I had to legalize crazy confidentialities regarding perpetration of disclosures and shit. Bottom line is you cannot see this bike until you have paid for it. Don't worry, I am very trustworthy and you will like it alot. Because the bike is so fast, you have to show up wearing full racing leathers and have a good helmet, or else I will not feel comfortable giving you the keys. It is for your own safety and so I can sleep at night knowing my best customers are not a five mile red stain on the BQE.
ps. Dethkillers of Bushwick is a fairy tale. That shit aint real. I know these things. Buy this bike and you can too.