Tastes like baker's chocolate to me

This has been eating me for months. (you like that pun don't you). So much so, that I've decided to end my blogging hiatus, so I can talk about this topic.
First: Who designs a phone, makes it black and then thinks let's call it "CHOCOLATE"? No way that happened! The original design had to have been brown. And then some tuck-in came along and did some market testing and decided no one would buy a brown phone. Voila! black chocolate was born.
And to top it off: There are now a few new phone "flavors" on the market: cherry, mint, and get this "white"! I've sat through many a naming consistency meetings, and certainly cherry, mint, and white are not all in the same category! "White" is certainly not a flavor. Of course I get that it's supposed to be white chocolate. And we all know that white chocolate isn't really pure white.
Alright, I think I've let it all out. See for yourself: CHOCOLATE by LG
