This morning, just a few blocks from the Core77 offices in downtown Manhattan, I passed what appears to be a Porsche Design retail space or gallery being prepared. Which made me curious, as it's been a while since I'd heard about their consumer products. After arriving at the computer I Googled around to see what they've been up to recently, and found what you see above.
I guess we can't really call it a bong unless we want to lawyer up, so we'll name the object above what Porsche Design does: A Shisha, a/k/a water pipe. The extraordinary Porsche Design Shisha combines high-quality materials such as aluminium, stainless steel and glass with the timeless and unique design approach of the luxury brand. Puristic and stylish at the same time. The Porsche Design Shisha is made in Germany and stands at a height of 55 centimetres. It only shows a discreet branding on the aluminium top of the Shisha and comes with a long flexible tube made out of TecFlex material, which is also used for the classic Porsche Design TecFlex writing tools.
I just wasted ten minutes coming up with a list of headlines like "Objects Weed Love to See..." and "Sweetening the Pot is This New..." before realizing, all it takes is one angry Teutonic-accented phone call and my ass is fired.