If you're a teenager, eventually you'll leave home. And in the vacuum left behind by a collegebound child, some parents will develop Empty Nest Syndrome.
Some parents--but not all. To ensure that yours get the full experience, we recommend you pick up one of these Giant Birdsnest pieces of furniture, done up in lacquered wood and "highly comfortable egg-shaped sitting poofs which allow ergonomic sitting positions." For best effect you should buy one a year or two before your departure, to acclimate your parents to the sight of you sitting in it.
The nests come in different sizes ranging from two to 4.5 meters in diameter...
...and you'll want to choose carefully; while the smallest might be cozier, the largest should make the grief of your absence more acutely felt each time your folks walk past it, gathering dust in a corner while you're rushing Alpha Gamma Sigh.
And if you can, take the eggs with you.
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