The worst part about shooting home invaders is having to get out of bed to grab the shotgun. Well, that's no longer a problem with the The Back-Up Gun Rack, which provides a convenient and easy-to-install bed-mounted solution! Now you can fill invaders with two barrels of buckshot without even having to sit up!
A bed-mounted shotgun. What could go wrong?
Seriously folks, you have to see this commercial, which gleefully informs you that the product "[enables] access to your shotgun while in the lying position in your bed!"
The only possible way to improve this product would be to make it somehow hold beer.