posted 12-19-2003 03:29 PM              

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What are corporate Sr. IDers in Chicago area pulling down these days?

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posted 12-21-2003 11:32 AM              

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their pants

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posted 12-21-2003 12:54 PM              

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Why do Sr. IDers in Chicago pull their pants down?

10 - they're showing off their designer underwear.
9 - they're taking baggy pants fashion to the next logical stage.
8 - they're getting a rash where they started shaving between their legs.
7 - they're upset that the zippers aren't on trend with the Color Marketing Group.
6 - it lends credibility to "I forgot my wallet" during client lunches.
5 - they're admiring their designer underwear.
4 - nothing says "Design statement" better than going pantless in wintertime Chicago.
3 - word got out it was a trend on the coasts.
2 - being prepared for a job interview is everything.
1 - they've secretly registered for Core/Pop Sci's Competition #4: Size

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