Rolls-Royce has created a limited edition version of their Wraith called the Kryptos. I guess it's targeted at cryptocurrency traders? In any case, they've released a video presentation of the car featuring RR Bespoke Designer Katrin Lehmann describing what they're trying to do, and the presentation is so batshit that I felt I had drugs in my system while watching it:
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I've seen cologne commercials that make more sense. Can someone tell me what the hell is going on here? Is there a code hidden in the monologue itself that is only intelligible to people of a certain net worth?