We guess it beats whispering into a tree: the latest lifestyle gizmo from Japan, the Shouting Vase, turns your screamed grievances into muted whispers.
Are you tired of Paw telling you to "Shut your piehole?" Does your constant hollering often lead to visits by the police? Well put your kisser on the Shouting Vase and you can yell all you damn want! In near-silence!