As people have grown obsessed not just with carrying stuff, but how they carry said stuff, we've seen some strange bag designs on the market. But this here's the cake-taker. High-end German travel gear company Rimowa makes this Aluminum Sling Clutch, which seems like something you buy for a couple where one partner's a fashionista and the other is really into EDC.
I suppose if you're carrying something precious that's roughly 5" x 8" and 1.5" thick, and you'd like to advertise this to those around you, this fits the bill perfectly.
The aluminum shell flips open to reveal a gusseted leather compartment to hold your bauble, while two slots will hold credit cards. The lid is held shut by a button-style spring-loaded latch.