Now that you've learned everything about the externalities of the Kindle Gutenberg you're ready to read our new privacy policy. To sum up, you own every piece of content on the device until death. To sum up, ownership of the device and user have been switched, so the company may take possession of the end user at any time so that you may work in one of our camps where you will write positive reviews to new books available on the reader. Should you have any further inquiries about your privacy, we encourage you to study the policy, which is written for your convenience in Aramaic, a language well known to Biblical scholars with many cognates to both modern Hebrew and Arabic. Fellow Kindle Gutenberg owners like you are busy creating an Indo-Germanic version of the policy as quickly as possible. A translation for any or all of these versions of the policy is available. You may obtain one of these by booking a viewing in our clean room. Minimum time for viewing is six to ten weeks, so pack accordingly, and note that foods, beverages, and any and all secretions are prohibited from the clean room. Note that the policy, as well as the battery life, default language and common uses for icon-based buttons are subject to change at any time. Also note that any use of the term "Orwellian" as a comparison to the Company and user-rights holder will result in your bedroom door being kicked down by former black ops professionals in the middle of the night so that you may later participate in one of our show trials at a Tehran soccer arena.Much more here. via boing boing gadgets
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