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1. Forget about tomatoes, you need to buy zucchinis. Try Chicago's Zucchini Emporium. 2. I know this place in Chicago that used to sell awesome tomatoes, but they closed five years ago. 3. Tomatoes in Chicago suck. Philly has the best tomatoes. 4. RE: "Philly has the best tomatoes" No way dude, New York tomatoes are best. 5. Why would you want to buy tomatoes? Tomatoes are for [insert racial/cultural epithet here]. 6. I know three places in Chicago that sell terrible tomatoes. 7. If you're going to Chicago you should check out this jazz bar at _____. 8. OMG I'm looking for Chicago tomatoes too, please e-mail me if you find a place. 9. I didn't know you could buy tomatillos in Chicago. 10. This might be off-topic, but does anyone know where I can buy chinchillas in Toledo?I know those answers might not seem accurate to you; that's because I took pains to spell everything correctly.
I’m a lapsed industrial designer. I was born in NYC and figured I’d die there, but a few years ago I abandoned New York to live on a farm in the countryside with my wife. We have six dogs.
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Internet forums are driving me freaking crazy
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What's the answer? Everybody thinks selfishly about himself, no one ever puts himself into your shoes.
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11. Typical... Mr. Hippie can't find his veggies and decides to whine about it on the internet... Maybe if you looked somewhere other than your socialist co-ops, perhaps in A REAL FUCKING STORE, you could find what you're looking for. Eat a steak bitch!
12. First the bailout, and now we can't find tomatoes??? IMPEACH OBAMINATION!
13. Can't someone boot Poster 5 already? He's a [insert ad hominem attack here], and he completely ruined our discussion about [link to unrelated topic where Poster 5 was acting like a douche].
14. [cartoon/image of a tomato doing something disgusting/funny/horrifically inappropriate]