In the best practice of biomimetics, we look to Mother Nature and learn to emulate her examples in order to improve our own designs.
Sometimes, alas, this goes awry...as in the case of this unholy abomination that I'm calling the Bacon Cheeseturtle:
Yes my friends, that is just what it looks like: A beef patty in a turtle-shell-emulating bacon weave, with grotesque hot dog extremities. I'm sure there's a personality test in here somewhere--half of you are saying "Mmmmm," the other half, "Gahhh!"
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"The bacon cheeseturtle lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun. But you're not eating it. Why is that?"