Swedish company LampGustaf's amusing Stitch Lamp demands a bit of DIY: It comes with a darning needle and yarn in eight colors, so you can add your own pattern to the mesh shade.
It even sort of comes in portrait or landscape modes:
The creatively meek need not worry--when the lamp launches in May, LampGustaf will also be posting downloadable patterns online, as well as providing a space for user-uploaded photos of their creations.
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