This week, Core77 is co-publishing a collection of Significant Objects stories written about items curated by Paola Antonelli. Bid on this Significant Object, with a story by Matt Brown, here. Proceeds from this auction go to Girls Write Now.
When I first met Ron Chutney I was 16 and looking to cut a record. Sang a few songs for him at his studio and I remember my voice being horrible and embarrassing, so imagine my excitement when Ron heard the first track and said, "Yeah we can Crumpter that up just fine." Crumpters. Today auto-tuned vocals are all the rage, but no one remembers the analog version Chutney created back in the late '50s. It was a way for guys like me to get an acceptable track out. You see, if you sang through it, your voice would be pitch perfect every time, "like an angel," Ron would say. Nowadays they teach advanced harmonics in the third grade, so I probably don't have to explain to you how a Crumpter works -- but I will anyway. Each one has to be made by hand, in the winter, in Detroit. The metal rods all have a special resonance, like tuning forks, and they're all connected with this special metal mesh. When a note is sung into a Crumpter, it sort of corrects it and adds a little bit of a chorus effect -- something that you cannot get rid of. If you have the time, do a Google search for "Harmonic Shuffling" or "Lowbrow Harmonizers."
This Crumpter is one that I saved from way back. Over the years a lot of famous people have sang through it: Betty Hunk, "Ambi" Davis, Thumbs/Fingers, and Shoots Donsson, to name a few. The package is actually newer, got that for a dollar about five years ago -- it still has the shrink wrap, but has been slit open on the side, not a bad box considering how rare these things are.
I have absolutely no idea what ever happened to Ron Chutney. No one knows -- I've been trying to find out for the last 20 years. I'm hoping that someone, somewhere, reading this, can give me some information on what happened to Ron. And even if we never find out, I hope that someone can start Crumptering again in his honor. Thanks for reading.
About the Author: Humanoid and almost 28, Matt Brown, is a designer living in Boston.
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