You pop the bubbles in bubble wrap to relieve stress. But sometimes you just cannot pop them fast enough, and that leads to even more stress. To solve this niggling problem, Los-Angeles-based comedian/magician Eric Buss used some good ol' fashioned American ingenuity. And this, friends, is why the terrorists hate us.
My only concern is that Buss' contraption does not burn fossil fuels nor create any direct pollution. SUV version, please!