If you're anything like me, the U.S. election cycle and its aftermath are leaving an uncomfortable mark on your alcohol consumption, health, and sleep. Can't help you there, at least you can throw detractors off your boozy scent by adding this charming oversized sake bottle to your home decor.
Buying sake in huge ishobin bottles is usually reserved for celebratory occasions, but that shouldn't stop you from sobbing into this 1.8 liter plushie late into the night. Village Vanguard offers the sloshily themed pillow for just 2,700 yen—cheaper than most bottles and reusable? What a steal! It features realistic party-sized proportions (not that you'd feel like sharing with anyone), lifelike packaging, and a tasteful label that translates as Dead Drunk to really drive home how you're doing on the inside.
Giftable! If you were sober enough to think about the future. Even cozier than the real thing
Use it for hilarious yet uncomfortably accurate selfies, or as a decoy so you can take the real deal to bed. I won't judge, for my own sake... or sake.
Everything is fine Juuust fine
Update: this item is now out of stock, so even alcoholic novelty items can't help you now! But it may be coming to Rakuten and Amazon if your fix can wait.