Hell in a Handbasket: A Security Lock for Pints of Ice Cream

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  Rahul Pradhan

  2 years ago

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  The tub is made of paper, which can be sliced through with a regular serrated knife. This is as good as fortifying the front door of a glass house.
  

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  Andrew Baranak

  2 years ago

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  Furthermore, this won't work at all on a half-filled pint*. 

  1. Squish sides. 2. Remove "lock" 3. Enjoy ice cream

  
  

  *I've heard tell of people who consider a pint more than a single serving.

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  Frederick Fasola

  2 years ago

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  I agree with Rain when it comes to fridge raiders, that said, I would consider this contraption a fair challenge... I wouldn't dream of helping myself to your ice cream, but stick this thing on and I will consider it an invitation to cut a small hole through the bottom, siphon the contents out and replace it  with whatever I can think of that will cause you the greatest disappointment upon smugly unlocking your treasure chest !
  

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  Derek Chan

  2 years ago

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  Or just go in thru the base.

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  Juan Cano

  2 years ago

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  I'm gonna sell an ice cream break in tool called a 'skoop' for $30 to counteract this blasphemy.

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