We hope Mr. Dizzia's ex-girlfriends and past hot-to-trot flings don't mind being named and categorized in his uber-comprehensive visual chart that details every intimate relationship he's experienced over the past 23 years. Spread across a timeline, each lady's got her own line-up of symbolic characteristics and actions for categories like "how we met", "what we did", "impressive attributes", and other factoids. You'll know if he's kissed them or "um yeah"-ed them, how emotionally invested he was (all the way up to "let's make babies") and other unique properties marked in red that you're left to decipher yourself. We're guessing Robyn was a klutz, Jennifer was a drama queen, and The Canadian was from Canada.
Jeannie is a true jack-of-all trades, looks forward to a day gone swimmingly, and finds joy in all things awesome. Brilliant art, rocking the renegade music scene, conjuring up haute designs, other people's hot designs, tasty salad, trashy magazines and unicorns are some of the many things she is passionate about.