Looks like globalization's not everywhere yet; 'Stateside we've not yet seen these ads, which are featured on the Russian site advertka.ru. The tagline for the first photo is "brawn for your brain," and the second photo cleverly transforms cans of tuna into the scales of that creature.
But here's one we can't figure out:
This nightmarish-looking subway map is actually a gross exaggeration of the system's complexity--the actual map is below. As far as we can tell, the map above is some type of advertisement for a taxi service--can anyone with a grasp of Russian and German help us out?