(A photo gallery of Lexus' new, electric LF-30 concept is here.)
Part of my job is to post news of design concepts. And while I'll play ball and show you the video, I also can't help subconsciously captioning various scenes.
Here's Lexus' promo video of the LF 30:
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And some thoughts that occurred to me while watching it:
"Since I have to draw the brand's logo on the mirror every time we want to summon the car, I'm glad we didn't get a Subaru."
"We had to get rid of Puddles because he kept attacking the luggage drone."
"Jesus, Sharon--are you using Tinder right in front of me? That's so disrespectful."
"Here's my impression of every religious basketball player after they score the game-winning shot."
"I like the autonomous driving part…"
"…until the conversation gets dull. Then I grab the wheel and pretend to be concentrating on the road."
"Best thing about the future: Zero traffic, even in the middle of the day in a bustling metropolis."
"There's also no pedestrians, thanks to that zombie apocalypse."
"Hey, that car in front of us has something stuck to the bumper. Should I alert them?" --"No, honey, I think that's part of the design."
"Here we are, at the Lexus Secret Escape. Out back there's an area where you can crush Mercedeses with a hydraulic press and push the crumpled forms into a ravine."
"Hey Gisele, I just thought of something…"
"…Why are there four of us, but only Dylan and Sharon got to bring a suitcase? Are you and I not allowed to stay overnight?"