Los Angeles-based fixie purveyors Pure Fix Cycles recently unveiled the "Fixie" Table, which screams 'hip' in your choice of dayglo colors:
This Unique Table features three Custom Pure Fix Wheels connected by a steel frame and three Pure Fix Urban Forks.
Each table is made custom to order so you can choose everything from rim color, to how we paint the frame and forks! The Fixie Table also carries a gorgeous 42 inch glass table top.
I have no idea why there's a cog on one of the wheels.. (=non-standard spacing?)
Has the fixie trend officially jumped the shark? (Full disclosure: I happen to ride a fixed-gear bicycle myself...)
See also: the far more understated "Three Sixty" table by Studio Mauerer Hendrichs.