...so maybe I can get away with this, I present to you the two finest pieces of artwork ever brought to my attention by Boing Boing Gadgets.
The first is the Swayzaur:
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I can see the movie titles now--"Dirty Prancing," "Roadhorse," "Seapatrick."
The second is just one installment of an amazing series started/collated by artist Olav Rokne, titled "Robocop on a Unicorn:"

Rokne's Flickr page provides the meaning, purpose, and detailed description of the 16-work series as follows:
Pictures of '80s action hero Robocop riding a unicorn.
Hopefully I'll be posting again on Monday; if not it means I got fired.

Blam! (Plus whatever sound a rainbow particle beam makes.)