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Design Glut's moderately amusing "statement products" include the $28 Dow Jones Hanky, above, which is "embroidered with the graph of the Dow Jones from the past 5 years, 2004 to 2009;" the absurdly expensive Chrissy Homeland Security Blanket, below, is an $850 limited-edition "art" piece made from virgin wool.

Design Glut will also custom-embroider a handkerchief with the results of your own stock portfolio--for $95. Which, these days, might cost more than what your actual portfolio's worth.