That there is a DIY floating, bed-mounted laptop dock from Instructables.
Sometimes we don't judge, we just present. Full instructions here.
(What's interesting is that it's listed in the "Tech & Craft" section of the site, rather than the "Not Liable" section.)
Comments
Cool idea, and it prevents testicular damage. But he doesn't demonstrate locking the laptop in a stationary position so you can actually type on it. - SparkBugg.com
I use a wireless keyboard and mouse...I don't actually touch the laptop