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We hope Mr. Dizzia's ex-girlfriends and past hot-to-trot flings don't mind being named and categorized in his uber-comprehensive visual chart that details every intimate relationship he's experienced over the past 23 years. Spread across a timeline, each lady's got her own line-up of symbolic characteristics and actions for categories like "how we met", "what we did", "impressive attributes", and other factoids. You'll know if he's kissed them or "um yeah"-ed them, how emotionally invested he was (all the way up to "let's make babies") and other unique properties marked in red that you're left to decipher yourself. We're guessing Robyn was a klutz, Jennifer was a drama queen, and The Canadian was from Canada.

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