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If you've got eight-large to throw around, you can get yourself an Epilog Zing Laser etcher--"The world's first high performance, low cost laser." Your PC will recognize it as a printer, then you can stick a piece of wood or an iPod or a bagel into this puppy and start burning some extremely precise images.

Want to cash in on the iPhone 3G craze? No prob--the Zing Laser will etch plastic as well.

Best of all, you don't need any toner! You just need to fill it with red ink if you want a red laser, and blue ink if you want a blue laser. (Yes, we're kidding.)

via gizmodo and gearlog