Core77

What is wrong with these people!

InterRobot Inc. has developed "Mospeng-kun," a supposedly harmless robot that detects when humans are close and gives them tissues. At least, that's what it does until it develops emotions and figures out it can do more with that claw than serve its human masters.

I'd prefer me and everyone around me sneeze into open air rather than accept any help from these relentless automatons.

[Via PinkTentacle.]