Introducing the 2011 Mediocrity, which of course comes only in beige:
No, it's not a real car; it's an amusing commentary by Subaru on the current state of mass-market auto design. The website of the viral campaign features silly and de rigueur touches like mock social networking features, a "build your own" section and the ever-important Designer Interviews, where they discuss their "inspiration" for the car's design:
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