Complaining about hideous holiday house trimmings has been hoisted up a few levels thanks to Tacky Christmas Yards, an entire site dedicated to calling out actual violations seen at carelessly decorated homes. Here we have a classic case of a Multiple Clauses Violation (and disturbingly decapitated Clauses at that):

There is one Santa Clause and only one. I repeat: you may not have more than ONE Santa in your yard at anytime. (The exception is this; if you have a Santa from another culture or a Santa of another ethnicity, THEN you may have another Santa among the deciduous forest that is your yard. This does not mean you may have an inflatable Santa AND a plastic, light-up Santa. Inflatable is not an ethnicity). The same rules apply for Mrs. Clause. Santa is not an adulterer. We must show Santa as an upstanding and moral citizen, despite the 3rd world wages he pays the elves.

Also note the Intermingling Violation of Jesus being born adjacent to the North Pole as well as Candy Land, which we all know are both located more than 2 feet away from Bethlehem.

via coudal