After writing about the colonialism-based invention history of the moustache cup, which went out of style in the 1930s, I should've figured the hipster groomed moustache crowd would have recently reinvigorated the market. And in fact they have. While you can still buy 19th-Century versions on the antiques market, like this one for $62…
…you can also find brand-new ones for sale, like this $18 one on Etsy, handmade in Serbia:
In fact, on Etsy it's its own freaking category.
And of course, someone had to go and take it too far. Here's the Whisker Dam, a "handmade copper mustache guard" that can be retrofitted to drinking glasses:
What, no hand-stitched vegetable-tanned bison leather carrying case?
And here I killed the Design Roast because I figured I'd run out of material.