If this ain't your first rodeo - if you've made a guide before - you are what we consider a Guru and will get a $15 Apple gift card, just for participating in this year's hoedown.

If you ain't ever made a guide before - you are what we call a Greenhorn and don't get nothing but a chance to win the big prizes, which, we should say, are splendid.

All published guides, regardless of provenance, will be in the running for the Community Choice prize — a $200 MoMA Design Store gift card — and the Editor's Pick prize — a $300 MoMA Design Store gift card. So… Giddyap!