Folks, these pizza scissors with integrated spatula are the product design version of a movie that's so bad, it's good:
Clever designed "Pizza Pro" combines kitchen shears with a wedge-shaped spatula so you can cut and serve perfect slices, one handed every single time, without losing toppings! These innovative pizza scissors feature sharp stainless-steel blades, a contoured soft grip that works for both left and right handed people and wont damage or scratch your pizza pans. Stop messing around with those goofy rolling pizza wheels and rocking blades, because this is the real hardcore pizza slicing solution!
Alas, the Pizza Pro got exactly one (mostly positive) review on Amazon before the item became unavailable, with the dreaded "We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock" disclaimer. [Ed Note: These pizza scissors might be an okay replacement.] If the manufacturer is reading this, I hope you guys didn't go belly-up. Make one of these for birthday cakes, please!